10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.