10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.