10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio