10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake