10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986