10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament