10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)