10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from