10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks