10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.