10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."