10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth