10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is for loners.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier