10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.