10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz