10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."