10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.