10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --