10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword