10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha