10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders