10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water