10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.