10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is for loners.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?