10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow