10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris