10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'