10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz