10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)