10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!