10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die