10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth