10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!