10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear