10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant