10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.