10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.