10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "No river, no fish."