10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.