10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.