10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob