10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament