10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.