10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.