10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Welcome to kicker school
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.