10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.