10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss