10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers