10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS