10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves